AI Industry Confirms It Has Used Up the Sun, the Moon, and Argon; Next Model to Be Named After Gravel
With Sol, Luna, Astra, and Argon now taken, the Continental Nomenclature Office estimates the industry has 11.4 months of usable nouns remaining.
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The Restaurant Asked Me to Scan the Menu. I Would Like a Menu.
Where the menu used to be, there was a small black-and-white square. I am told the square is the menu. I ordered the third thing, and I am handling this well.
New Siri, Rebuilt on Google’s Gemini, Subcontracts Every Request and Invoices Users for Timers
In developer testing since Monday’s keynote, a single 10-minute pasta timer passed through four vendors and arrived with an itemized invoice for $0.00, payable within 30 days.