Fiscal Responsibility, Beloved Principle of People Not in Charge, Dies in Washington
It is survived by a $2 trillion deficit, a ballroom, and a golf habit. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that donations be made to the ballroom.
Reporting the Nation to Itself Since Whenever
It is survived by a $2 trillion deficit, a ballroom, and a golf habit. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that donations be made to the ballroom.