AI Industry Confirms It Has Used Up the Sun, the Moon, and Argon; Next Model to Be Named After Gravel
With Sol, Luna, Astra, and Argon now taken, the Continental Nomenclature Office estimates the industry has 11.4 months of usable nouns remaining.
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Airport’s New ‘DJT’ Code So Commanding That Flights Bound for Other Cities Have Begun Landing There Out of Respect, Supporters Say
Since Tuesday’s switch from PBI, supporters have counted 1,140 diverted flights, including one that was already parked at a gate in Ohio.
Neighboring Country Reportedly Annoyed We Keep Calling It ‘Neighboring Country’
A 14-page diplomatic note, delivered at a reception where the coffee was described as ’tepid but sincere,’ asks that the country be referred to by its name, which the note spells out three times.
Department of War, Done Finding ‘Defense’ in 7,600 Federal Laws, Begins Renaming the Nation’s Fences ‘Offences’
After a House committee voted 29-27 to make the name official, the department said its next phase would cover defensive linemen, defense attorneys, and an estimated 41 million backyard fences.
Federal Panel Votes 5-4 to Rename Tuesday After Concerns It Sounds Foreign
The Calendar Heritage Review Panel spent 11 hours on the matter before discovering that the meeting was itself being held on a Tuesday.