Reporting the Nation to Itself Since Whenever
Ed Pasko has attended 211 consecutive village budget hearings to oppose ’every wasted dollar,’ and said the estimated $3.4 million cost of a single presidential weekend in Florida ‘pays for itself in morale.’
East Varnum Borough Council voted 4-3 to table the question until it can determine whether the council itself is seated on chairs.
Gene Halloway, 63, has folded 11 iPhones in half since 2014, the council found, all of them years before Apple unveiled its own foldable on Wednesday and all of them still, he says, working.
The Sauer County Fair Board voted 5-2 to bar the entry, which now sits in a 38-degree cooler alongside six smaller sculptures, each depicting the one before it.
The Hollis Bend Village Board voted 4-1 to remove the traffic circle at County Road J and Main Street and adopt Ordinance 26-114, under which right-of-way is awarded to whichever driver makes the most persuasive case.
Resolution 2026-14 requires all clouds, breezes, and sunsets over the Prairie Vista Estates subdivision to be submitted to the Architectural Review Committee 30 days in advance, in an approved color.
Under Resolution 26-41, Lake Ternby’s council will meet in two 45-minute halves through July 19, with video review in the coat closet and a $48,000 culvert contract decided on penalty kicks, after which the culvert was named player of the match.
A sign variance hearing in East Varnum ran 3 hours and 12 minutes after the owner of a hardware store submitted a 64-page manual governing the correct use of himself.