Nation’s Flag Shirts Now Outnumber Nation’s Flags, Continental Census Bureau Confirms
The bureau’s first full count of patriotic apparel found 3.4 shirts for every flag, a ratio officials described as still climbing.
Reporting the Nation to Itself Since Whenever
The bureau’s first full count of patriotic apparel found 3.4 shirts for every flag, a ratio officials described as still climbing.
On the 57th anniversary of the first moon landing, the Reporter asked residents whether the moon should have a flag, and whom the flag is meant for.