I Read the Entire Terms of Service for a Toaster. It Is Now Legally Mine, and I Am Legally Its.
The document was 11,400 words long and had a Section 14(c). I would like the record to show that I have read it, and that nobody else has.
Reporting the Nation to Itself Since Whenever
The document was 11,400 words long and had a Section 14(c). I would like the record to show that I have read it, and that nobody else has.