City Council Spends Four Hours Debating Whether Bench Is a Chair
East Varnum Borough Council voted 4-3 to table the question until it can determine whether the council itself is seated on chairs.
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Pell Junction Council Votes 4-1 That Man Who Sat on 11 iPhones Invented the Foldable, Bills Apple $21,989
Gene Halloway, 63, has folded 11 iPhones in half since 2014, the council found, all of them years before Apple unveiled its own foldable on Wednesday and all of them still, he says, working.
City Council Adopts World Cup Rules for Meetings, Shows Member Red Card in 78th Minute of Culvert Debate
Under Resolution 26-41, Lake Ternby’s council will meet in two 45-minute halves through July 19, with video review in the coat closet and a $48,000 culvert contract decided on penalty kicks, after which the culvert was named player of the match.