Area Dad Declares Thermostat ‘Not a Democracy,’ Loses Vote 4-1
What began as a 19-minute household vote ended at 2:09 a.m. with a new constitution, a six-hour filibuster, and the master bedroom seeking independence.
Bureau of Domestic Temperature Affairs
Neighborhood Watch Spots Suspicious Activity, Is the Activity Of Neighborhood Watch
The Prairie Lane Neighborhood Watch has logged 61 reports since July of people moving slowly through the neighborhood after dark with flashlights, all 61 of which were the Prairie Lane Neighborhood Watch.
Man Wins Argument at Cookout, Loses Cookout
Walt Brosky correctly established at 3:14 p.m. that most delegates signed the Declaration on Aug. 2, and by 3:40 p.m. the cookout, the grill, and 19 guests had relocated without him.
Nation’s Dads Issue Joint Statement: ‘We Were Just About to Fix That’
The Father’s Day statement, signed by 61.2 million fathers, addresses 1.4 billion household repairs, the oldest of which has been about to be fixed since 1974.